Score: 8

"pretty good"

submission: Totem Destroyer

date: July 8, 2008

it was addicting... and even sorta fun... good game overall...

i have 1 question and 1 dislike about the game

what is the "anti-alias"?

and a couple of the levels were evenly built, yet still tilted to 1 side even when i did nothing... i understand the level "fast"... but, the others??

unless the 3 different colored blocks weighed differently... i see no reason for the tilt in an evenly distributed formation...

are they suppose to weigh differently?? or do they just have different characteristics...

good game... not too many (that i've played) like it... i enjoyed it... and beat it... some levels were more luck than skill though... but, at the same time.. skill was necessary...

Score: 10

"Best rating/review that I've ever given a game"

submission: Epsilon

date: June 5, 2008

absolutely bad-ass...

i had doubts for this game, but it was truly worth my time...

i don't think i've ever given a 10 star rating.... and, i don't think i've ever given a written review without a sarcastically negative line or 2...

very well put together...

my only criticisms are that it was fairly too easy... didn't take long to figure out each level...

time reverse wasn't available for each level... but, it took trying to use it to figure it out... (unless i just missed the part that let me know if it could be used or not)

and the last level was a disappointment... all i had to do was hit the space bar..

but, awesome... i love it... very nice...

have you been keeping up with CERN?? i read very little about the LHC... i know what it is, but last i heard there was a debate on whether or not to operate it... critics say that it has the ability to destroy the planet.... instantly...

anti-matter and all that jazz...

you should go to that famous site that has all the videos... no names named...

but, 'YOU' should check the 'TUBE'

and look for "imaging the tenth dimension"

i get to the 6th or 7th before i get lost in the whole thing...

Score: 3

"waste of time"

submission: Stickicide 3!

date: April 8, 2008

it got really boring really fast...

Score: 0

"Can you make it a bit easier, please??"

submission: Robot Jim!

date: April 5, 2008

I mean, I actually died.... once

and standing on top of a box shooting 25 shots into a baddie is just too hard...

especially when the baddies are smart enough to jump gaps, but not onto boxes.

and to top it off, they can't hit me when i'm on a box (aside from the rogue satellite dishes)

Can you believe the nerve of such a hard game? I actually had to move around to defeat the robot boss with the laser cannon jets.

oh, and your response to a review in which you wrote:

"your computer wasnt in well enough shape to handle the game, and that messes with the physics, and makes random crap dissapear. :c"

i have a badass computer and i didn't even put it on the highest quality of game play and defeating the final boss does nothing...

he dies and you're stuck in a room with nowhere to go...

at least Robot Jim has the right face drawn on him to describe what he's thinking...

"Dear God, can I stop pulling the trigger now? It's really getting boring"

Score: 10

"absolute genius..."

submission: Coil

date: February 15, 2008

i've only gotten (i believe) a little past half way through...

real life gets in the way yet again... *SIGH*

but, this is the best thing i've ever seen.... most creative... love the story... very poetic and not so plain "black and white"

i love even more that you make the player fend for himself.. no instructions... makes it that much better and challenging...

but... there is ONE THING that you absolutely have to tell me...

and, you don't have to reply to this... send me a private message...

aren't you the guy who had "this is a cry for help"??

which is now "cold storage"?

if so... please tell me how i can get a hold of all those stories from "your" life and those hilarious jokes... lol

i loved those to no end...

i would pay to read them again

Score: 9

"You get a lot, but you should really read this"

submission: Sonny

date: January 4, 2008

WOW!!

that wow was for 2 things...

1- i like the game
2- while i was playing, you updated the author comments

you seemed to cover a few things that people have "complained" about... and, you've made an effort to fix it as long as it does not conflict with your "artistic integrity"

well, sound coordinating with the animation was the first thing that i didn't like

but, there are 2 VERY big things that i have encountered

please note, that i have only made it to the training fights in the 3rd stage (assassin)... i felt that it was better to write a review now and wait for a possible change and play again later...

the first thing that i have to tell you is not something that acts in my favor... i actually like it how it is... but, i do feel i have to tell you...

the abilities that your pour points into... they claim to only last a certain amount of turns (example; iron skin) but, they last longer...

i may be mistaken... but, for the iron skin, it claims to last 4 turns... but, when i use it... the icon has a 7 next to it... and, the effect seems to last for 7 attacks on me

the other thing is...

when you get the medic to be your partner... you can fight and fight and win and win...

the amount of level obtained by each is equal, but if one levels up before the other... you are not given the option to place the points where you want for that character...

instead, you have to wait for both members to level up before you can place the points where you want it...

AND... there is no option to put points where you want it for the medic...

so, if sonny levels up first before the medic... sonny can't level up properly until the medic gets his level up...

i'm sure you have a lot to read by more people than just me... but, i hope you at least read this... i don't care about a reply....

but, i'm adding this game to my favorites... and i will be looking for more of your updates...

great game... even though a few things are bothering me... and i would like to see them fixed... i will still play...

i'll start all over if i have to just to have those 2 things fixed....

thank you for the entertainment... much appreciated

Score: 8

"good news/bad news"

submission: The Air We Breathe

date: December 27, 2007

on an artistic stand point, this was very well put together...

i enjoyed the visuals aside with the music...

i have a few things...

i agree with cinekydo.... if it weren't for the title, i'd have no idea what it was about...

also, NIN would love to have you on their music video staff...

it seems that the entire movie was based off of every NIN video out there... lol

but, animation... musical choreograph... how it all came together...

very well done...

but, i think you lost the point you were trying to make while you made this movie...

the video had almost no reference to what is was suppose to be about...

i admit... it was a joy to watch... very good artistically...

but, if you are trying to get people thinking... not so good

Score: 7

"very fun"

submission: Extreme Russian Roulette

date: December 24, 2007

don't be offended that i didn't give you a 9 or 10...

no one gets a 10... not yet anyway...

i do believe that you are the first person that i've written more than 1 review for, however...

congrats...

this was one cool game... i love it... as simple as it is...

i do have a couple complaints... and, i'm sure you've heard them before...

there are a few bugs... i remember encountering 2... but, off the top of my head... i bring you one...

for some reason... which i am unsure... when i played with 2 teams... revenge and jesus turned on... tolerance on 3 or 5 ( i forgot )

at one point, 2 computer players on the other team got penalties...

i ended up with the gun and infinite turns...

too easy to win that way...

in free for all... no problems... much more challenging...

still haven't won like that... lol

once i do... i plan on going "me against the world"...

that will be VERY fun...

good game... hope to see another like it...

same game... updates... more features... fixed bugs... blah blah blah...

keep it up...

Score: 9

"damn good show"

submission: LazerBeamz

date: December 24, 2007

this was a very cool game... i love the idea and game play... my only complaint was that it was too easy

i was victorious without much effort... ;)

and... maybe i am that guy... the one you don't like.... but, i had to do it... lmao

Score: 8

"amusing"

submission: Newgrounds Pass

date: November 14, 2007

i have to tell you... the first question was really pissing me off... i thought it was "cast"... finally got it...

i had to google the GoW quote since i never played that game... and i had to google bioshock images to get that city pic thing... i never played that game either... but, noticed that a few people mentioned bioshock in reviews...

but, i had a good time playing... as aggravating as it all was... but, i had to give up and look for a walkthrough when i got to 26 or 27... the tab one...

i hit tab once early in the game and lost... so, when that one came up, i was stuck...

and... I FRIGGIN' HATE YOU FOR MAKING THE SOLUTION SIMPLY HITTING TAB!!

DIE!!

lol... well, good game... i guessed on that one with the symbols for rank... i had a 50/50 chance of getting each one right... and, 1st try... lol....

while it was fun... it was barely newgrounds knowledge... unless i just haven't been around long enough to notice something... lol... they were all pretty simple answers....

would like to play part 2 if you make it... good game